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Chapter 1: Avoiding a Special Election and Hand Picking Your Candidate
Situation
You are a powerful but
controversial incumbent politician who is embroiled in a bribery
scandal and under indictment for money laundering. You must resign
your seat to avoid an embarrassing defeat at the polls and to use your
campaign funds to pay legal fees. However, you want to retain
influence in order to hand pick a successor beholden to you. Follow
the simple steps below.
Step 1
Remain a candidate until after your party primary has
passed. If necessary, make bold statements declaring that you will win the race. This will protect your tough guy image and most importantly keeps campaign contributors on the hook and giving as long as possible.
"I plan to run a very vigorous campaign, and I plan to win it," he [DeLay] said. (Source: The Associated Press - March 4, 2006).
Step 2
Soon after the primary, announce that you are not going to run after all. This is tricky. You need to announce quickly following the primary, so you can protect as much campaign cash as possible for your legal bills. Don’t announce too soon though, because you don’t want to trigger a special election on May 13, a statutory election day in Texas. (Source: Texas Election Code §
41.001) An announcement during the first week of April is just about
right.
Step 3
Exploit a loophole in the Texas election law
that allows you to be replaced on the ballot if you revoke your Texas residence and agree to move out of state. Be prepared to take some criticism.
Good Lord, are we Texans ever fortunate that Tom DeLay wasn't at the Alamo. If he had been, when Col. William B. Travis drew that line in the sand, Tom would have said, "Are you crazy? I'm moving to Northern Virginia." (Source: John Kelso – Austin American Statesman Friday, April 07, 2006)
Step 4
Direct the Governor to not usehis authority under the Texas Election Code Section 41.0011 to call an emergency special election, even if it means voters will be without a Member of Congress for over four months while key votes on congressional appropriations will be taken.
(Tip for first-timers: This step goes smoother if you have a highly partisan, but very weak, Governor whom you have successfully bullied in the past).
Step 5
Now, pre-empt the Governor and announce that there will be no special election. It’s important to make your
announcement first. That way everyone knows who’s really in charge. Ideally, make the announcement in a safe, far right wing venue so you won’t get any tough questions. It is ok to ignore the widely reported provision that allows the Governor to call an emergency special election on non-uniform election days. (Source: Texas Election Code Section 41.0011, The Houston Chronicle April 7, 2006)
RUSH:But you are going to retire or resign in enough time for there to be a special election so that --
CONGRESSMAN DeLAY: No, there won't be a special
election. Texas has a law that there's only two dates that you can have a
special election, November and May, and this weekend the deadline for the May
special election will have passed.
RUSH: So it's going to be an open seat election in November?
CONGRESSMAN DeLAY: Yes.
(Source: Rush Limbaugh
Show, April 5, 2006)
Step 6
Finally, don’t go soft or lose your edge. Keep your “dirty tricks team” in the district working and scheming. If your old opponent stages a news conference, send a team in to wreck it. You’ll need them sharp when your hand picked candidate is ready to go. "Let's give Lampson a parting shot that wrecks his press conference," read a mass e-mail to supporters by DeLay campaign manager Chris Homan. (Source: Fort Worth Star-Telegram, April 7, 2006) Watch the Video
Step 7 - Only for use by those
under indictment
A
State Legislature can be a useful tool to threaten a State prosecutor.
You bought the legislature, use it. Here is how it’s done:
Transcript from Fox News Radio’s Tony Snow Show:
SNOW: Okay, so at this point, you know — are you
willing to let bygones be bygones?
DELAY: Absolutely not. Texas
should not allow a district attorney from TravisCounty have this kind
of power. And they can take his power away from him because there was
the Texas legislature that gave him this power. And I think that will
happen in the next session of the Texas legislature.
SNOW: Oh, really?
DELAY: Yes.